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Because I'm totally ripped. I heard that the missionary position would be a fun way to do that.

How about fitting my thingy into your thingy? Uh-oh, sweety.

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Are you from Tennessee? Are you looking for a push-up buddy? How'd you like to be my special push-up partner? Are you a high jumper because you make my bar go up. A girl walks into the gym, late. Would You Mind Spotting Me? So, if they turn you down or don't seem interested, take the L and carry on. I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today, because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!

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Cause these babies are ripped. I think you have a six-pack right under your shirt there. I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two. But honestly, who doesn't love a compliment?

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Did you hear the latest health report? When females complain about gym equipment Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?

What sort of workouts are you into? You have been running in my mind all day. Do you squat here often? A guy says, "She can't play, she hasn't stretched yet!

Flex your biceps Thunder and Lightning are all over the place. If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?

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Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats? It shows you're smooth, and you're not afraid to look silly in front of them — which are both pretty admirable traits, IMO.

You're at the gym, and everyone needs a spotter! Mine is a bit too big to handle.

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How high can you jump? Hey there!

Can you spot me? Do you have a band-aid?

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Do you squat here often? Seriously, who has time to evaluate which cardio machine has the best view of Gym Bae? Can I get your jersey what you know your name and You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouth New girl at the gym: "Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you. Are you into fitness? Well then, let me be the first one to try picking you up.

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If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out. I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two. Are you into fitness? But if they're here for your pickup lines, and you two end up laughing up a storm in the middle of the weight room, it could be the start of a beautiful relationship.

Heeeey, what do you say you squat at my place tonight?